If you’re a guy at work who finds himself at a urinal with a couple of strangers in the stalls, try singing this little ditty to entertain yourself:
Hello there Mr. Sprinkle.
How are you today?
It’s time for you to tinkle.
Don’t make a messy spray.Don’t pee on the floor here.
There’s no real need to rush.
Smells from stalls cause fear.
But don’t forget to flush.
It’s usually best to be the first one out of the bathroom right after singing it. Also, try to do it when VIPs are in there.
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