So after posting that bit about tulips, there have been no less than 100 attempts to attach various links and bits of garbage related to online flower sales and mother’s day gift sites in the comments area. That’s more than a month’s worth of sneaky Russian spam. I must say, though, that flower spammers are just not as entertaining as the Russians.

I had no idea flower spam was so prevalent. 

In honor of the upcoming holiday and whatnot (more just whatnot really), here’s my ode to spammers:

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Spam is stupid.
And so’s your mom.

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