I hate yard work.  I really don’t care what my yard looks like.  I like having one so the dogs can run around, but they don’t care if it’s grass or dirt.  My home owners association (aka Yard Nazis) seem to care so I cut the grass just enough not to get sued.

Cutting the grass is annoying.  To help pass the time, I pretend that my yard is a fancy major league ball park.  Cutting the grass at a stadium seems to have more of a purpose.  But then after I’m finished, no one comes to the stadium (yard) and that seems more of a bummer than just cutting the grass in the first place.

Now I know how the Washington Nationals feel.

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