Category: Monty Said What?

Sometimes Monty says things that are noteworthy. Most of the time he doesn’t. Here are the exceptions.

Any country that cannot defend itself without sacrificing its own civil liberties is indefensible.

I wonder if pancakes are the only food you won’t get in trouble for if you smack them while cooking?

“I plan to die in the off season.  The lines will be shorter and I can get a free upgrade to a mini-suite.  Probably get  free tickets to “Dean Martin and Hitler on Ice” too!”

“Sterilizing morons saves lives.”

“That smells like vermouth and burnt underwear.”