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Category: Monty Said What?

Sometimes Monty says things that are noteworthy. Most of the time he doesn’t. Here are the exceptions.

Regarding Toilet Paper… - March 14, 2010 by monty

“Mr. Whipple was a closet politician… forbidding and condemning people for doing what he was doing when no one was looking.”

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Regarding Nutrition… - March 13, 2010 by monty

“God doesn’t want people to eat vegetables! Otherwise he wouldn’t have hidden them underground.”

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Regarding an Office Power Failure and Only One Emergency Light Coming On… - March 11, 2010 by monty

“Maybe it’s just a small emergency.”

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Regarding a Killer Whale Living Up to Its Name… - February 26, 2010 by monty

“Maybe the trainer ought not have used that cheap, Wal-Mart knock off shampoo called “Head & Tuna.”

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Regarding Kevin Smith Being Kicked Off a Southwest Flight… - February 16, 2010 by monty

“It’s not a glandular disorder. You like pie!”

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