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It’s Got a Frame and Everything! - January 19, 2011 by monty
By popular demand, I’ve created a version of the “Original Tea Party” picture in a non-wearable format.  I guess you can wear it if you want but it’s a 19in wide framed print so I don’t know how comfortable that would be.
It also might not be very warm this time of year.
Whether you’re a Alice fan, a Tea Party fan, or a Tea Party hater, this is a cool picture.  It’s a slightly modified version of Tenniel’s original drawing from the Alice stories.  It’s pretty fancy for the normal silly stuff I make and as such, it’s expensive.  Sorta.  It’s $35, but that includes the frame and glass.    It’s worth it.  I promise.
Original Tea Party – Alice in Wonderland Style

  You can purchase this item and other things you don’t really need but should buy anyway by going to my store over at Cafe Press.  Enjoy!

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New Shirts In the Store and the Sale Goes For 3 More Days - January 1, 2011 by monty

My loot store discount for the end of 2010 is going to be continuing on until Tuesday the 4th of January.  Take advantage of my still being on holiday to buy crap you don’t need at a reduced price.  Next week, the prices go back to their usual selves. 

In honor of the new year, the Posthumorous.org store is unveiling a new T-Shirt design featuring some very nice public domain artwork that you may recognize.  Here’s a sample:

Join the Madness- The Original Tea Party

Go to the store>>>

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Time’s Running Out! - December 18, 2010 by monty

Don’t forget, time’s running out on the Posthumorous Loot sale.  All items are reduced but only for another 11 days and then the prices go back up to their silly levels.

These things make great gifts for people you feel obligated to buy something for but have no idea what to get them and don’t feel like going the “gift card” route.

There are a couple of new items to buy as well:

Special Hell for Slow Drivers

The Jury’s Still Out on This Science Thing

Anti-TSA Underwear

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Loot for Less! - December 6, 2010 by monty

Now until the end of the year, my store at Cafe Press is selling everything at super discount prices!  So seriously, go buy something.

PostHumorous.org Loot

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Season of Giving - December 5, 2010 by monty

Hi folks,

In honor of the season and its general sense of giving and kindness, I’ll be making some gifts available to you, my dedicated readers.  Anyone who sends me their mailing address (monty@posthumorous.org)  between now and 12/31/2010 will get a free Posthumorous.org bumper sticker.

I will be announcing a new riddle contest for Christmas day.  A member submitted riddle will be posted on Christmas day and the submitter will get a prize.

Beginning tomorrow (12/6/2010), I will be lowering costs by 10-20% on all items in my store until the end of the year.  Buy more crap for less!

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Now You Can Wear My Stupid - November 30, 2010 by monty

That’s right… I’ve done it.  I’ve designed some shirts, stickers, and mugs and am going to try to sell them to make some cash.  Will it work out?  Who knows?  But I’m going to give it a shot.  I figure that with people buying random crap on the web all the time and my ability to generate random crap so easily… maybe it’s a fit.

There’s now a link in the top navigation for merchandise.  Take a look.

There are going to be a few more items going up there later in the week (like the Riddle Champion Mug).

Everyone that I promised a shirt to previously, go to the store and then e-mail me (monty@posthumorous.org) what you want (any short or long sleeve non-organic/non-hoodie/sweatshirt).

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Buy Some Crap - November 22, 2010 by monty

So, in the spirit of the holidays and in an effort to make money for myself, I’m going to be posting links to things that I think you should buy. Every so often I’ll just post a bunch of random things. Please note that buying these things provides me with a few pennies that I can hold and pretend one day will grow up and become dollars.

Each item has my personal endorsement and recommendation. If you don’t like it, tell Amazon to give you your money back. Seriously. Let me know what they say.

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2011 Riddle Challenge Leaders
1st - (5 Correct) Judy

2nd - (4 Correct) Michelle
Dee

4th - (3 Correct) Em
"Back in the Game" Sister

6th - (2 Correct)B. Crossland
Schvin
Franci

9th - (1.5 Correct) Mercedes

10th - (1 Correct) Bill
Cliff Clavin’s Useless Knowledge Scoreboard
1st Place: Michelle (7 points)
2nd Place: Judy (4 points)
3rd Place: Em (1 point)
Last: The rest of you (0 points)
2010 Riddle Challenge Results
1. (9 correct): Schvin

2. (7 correct): Cocky, Spammer Sister

3. (6 Correct):Judy

4. (5 correct): Mercedes

5. (4 Correct): Alexander

6. (3 correct): Dee

7. (2 correct): Em

8. (Tied- 1 correct): BCrossland
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