I get odd spam. I really do. People are always trying to post stuff on my site so people will buy all sorts of things from them. Flowers, drugs, mortgages, more drugs. I don’t get it. Do people really think buying a mortgage from the same place that sells vicodin is a good idea? I don’t.
Today I got spam from beyond the grave. It was bizarre. It started out, “Hello Vampires”.
Um… what?
Seriously. It was spam for vampires.
But that got me thinking… maybe that’s why spam is so hard to stop. It’s coming from the undead. Maybe the same goes for telemarketing. We don’t need Do Not Call lists, we need garlic, crosses, and holy water.
We take spammers to court and fine them when in fact we should be driving stakes through their hearts.
Vampires are spammers, Zombies are telemarketers, and Mummies are Egyptian. It all makes sense now. Someone should call the FTC (because I can’t be bothered) and tell them to hire Van Helsing to regulate these guys before they overthrow the world. Maybe even hire that Brendan Frasier guy too. I’m pretty sure he’s not busy.
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