I’ve spent the vast majority of my life stuck in traffic. I-66 in Northern Virginia is a soul sucking wasteland that makes “The Road Warrior” look like a day at Disney World. Most of the time on that road is spent fretting about my tardiness or coming up with new, creative ways to curse the people obstructing traffic. Every now and then though, I see something that almost (almost) makes getting stuck in traffic worth while. Today I saw the most outlandish thing I’ve ever seen. Keep in mind, I’ve seen some pretty bizarre stuff out there. I’ve seen the Oscar Mayer hot dog bus. I’ve seen a truck made of giant Hershey’s kisses. One time I even saw a truck towing a massive Eddie Murphy head down the street. (Seriously, it was like a two story replica of Eddie Murphy’s head. I found out later that you could even crawl around in it.) I’ve seen a car v. car water gun fight (no, I wasn’t involved). I’ve seen a band tour bus throw a cooler out the window. None of that prepared me for what I saw this morning.
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