Month: March 2010
I Don’t Understand -
March 22, 2010 by
monty
Can someone please explain the popular appeal of the band “Rush”? It’s like someone took a hobby band out of a garage somewhere, added the vocal stylings of a sloppy Liza Minnelli and cranked it all up like a seizure enducing, Japanese commercial for edible foot paste.
I mean really… why?
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While modern America associates St. Patrick’s Day with drinking and… drinking, it wasn’t always a holiday of celebration. Centuries ago, in the ancient times before the birth of the United States, there was a small island with not much going for it other than lots of green grass and some potatoes. That all changed in 1492 with the birth of a man we know today as… Saint Patrick.
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We get some pretty interesting spam comments that don’t get published. Previously, I posted the fun Russian one. This week’s winner. Cheese spam.
That’s right. Someone sent a spam comment to the site hoping to convince people to buy sketchy online cheese. The comment originated somewhere in Yugoslavia… a known mecca of the cheese world. I’ve seen spammers trying to sell many things, but cheese? Really? I thought it might redirect to something like Indian drugs or a way to refinance my house with monkey pelts, but it went to a site selling (in broken English) cheese.
Do people even buy online cheese from reputable sellers? Do they think people are sitting at their computer browsing along and suddenly read an ad for “magically, yelow (yellow?) homegrade cheese” from “the central of europe” and go “mmm… here’s my credit card?
Gross.
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Regarding Toilet Paper… -
March 14, 2010 by
monty
“Mr. Whipple was a closet politician… forbidding and condemning people for doing what he was doing when no one was looking.”
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Regarding Nutrition… -
March 13, 2010 by
monty
“God doesn’t want people to eat vegetables! Otherwise he wouldn’t have hidden them underground.”
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