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Month: January 2010
Regarding a Car Accident in the Snow… -
January 31, 2010 by
monty
Big Trouble in Little China -
January 31, 2010 by
-Dw
Big Trouble in Little China – White bread trucker falls into mythical asian conflict. Green eyes, crazy fights & monsters. Hilarious epic!
The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling! -
January 29, 2010 by
monty
Once again the Washington DC region is about to be held hostage by mother nature and her psychotic, wintry badness. Within the next 24 hours, it is possible that snow may fall here. The forecasters are predicting anywhere from no snow at all to 6 inches of the powdery death dust. Armed with that forecast… millions of Virginia, Maryland, and DC residents have all lost their minds and begun preparing for the end of the World.
I made the mistake of going to the grocery store tonight after work to pick up some fresh peppers for some pasta I was going to make. Big, big mistake. The store parking lot was absolutely full. I drive an SUV so I parked on a median. Inside, it was a mad house. Thousands of hobbyless soccor moms and hysterical, smelly children were running around buying every item in the store. They were preparing for the impeding doom that falls with the snow in this area.
Must have bread. Must have milk. Must have toilet paper.
Dude Where’s My Car -
January 28, 2010 by
-Dw
Dude Where’s My Car-Dude! Sweet! This flick was better than it deserves to be! Pizza, alien chicks, powerful device & a cult. And theeeen…
Regarding Someone’s Soup… -
January 28, 2010 by
monty
“That smells like vermouth and burnt underwear.”
