These are tough economical times we live in. In which we live. The times in which we live are tough. Economically. Economically speaking, the times in which we live are tough. Now I’ve gone and forgotten what the point of this post was.
Oh yeah!
To all those Holly Helpfuls out there in the world, please stop being helpful. To all the people that pull in a grocery cart from the parking lot inside with them, to all the people that pre-stack their table’s dishes in a restaurant after finishing a meal, to all the people clean up their own (or kid’s) spills in the food court of MegaMallTown USA… all of you… knock it off. It is somebody else’s job to do that. Grocery stores pay people to bring the carts inside. Restaurants pay people to bus tables. MegaMallTown USA pays someone to mop the floor when the Super-Gulp-a-Tron 128oz diabetes inducing soda goes asunder. Those people’s livelihood depend on their ability to clean up after sloppy people. If you start being helpful and clean up after yourself stores will fire the service folks whose jobs are now obsolete due to conscientious commercialism (let that one simmer for a second). These people, now jobless, will have to move to welfare to support themselves. Or perhaps they’ll become drug dealers. Or pimps. All because you thought it’d be helpful to bag your own groceries. All that helpfulness costs Americans jobs. And that’s just what the Terrorism® wants.
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